I know that you're probably mad at me. I've come to expect that. You know that you'll never have all of me. You've come to resent that. You say "tomato", I say "video games". You're acting so solemn. You'll take the precious remote control from me. Do i sound like Gollum? (It's) not that I'm escaping, you charm em like a flam does moths. It's just that you'd prefer me docile, like a narcoleptic sloth.
The wizard needs food badly the Voltron can't be incomplete. the things i love, you hate so madly. i must not go down in defeat.
In the hunter-gatherer societies, I'd bring home the bacon. Public thought says men should try and be tame, stirred but not shaken. I say "baseball" and you start to cry. I'm so i grieve you. I think a motorcycle is a good way to die, this must bereave you.I know that you try so hard, and i'm not saying its a sin. It's just that they don't feel my pain in Vogue or Cosmopolitan.
And I'm sure you have your reasons, but listin to me please... I want the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu action grip. I want Nintendo with the extra-graphics-microchip. Tackle football with rocks, and sticks, and knives, and pain.. I want a truck with the four wheel drive train. You'd rather see me good at bookkeeping. I could clean house in the time that I'm not sleeping. I live to serve you, and i don't want to be rude, but you should see that the wizard needs food!
